Mr. Coon said that Archie Scranton, the assaulter, staggered to the counter of the 'In and Out' around 51st St. in Austin, TX to sincerely ask the teen employee what was in the sauce, but when they didn't know, Archie got a little heated and started shouting, "What do you mean you don't know?! You damn millennials so damn lazy you can't memorize ingredients of everything you serve?"
Coon claims to have arrived at the counter and Archie immediately began to scream at him, covering him in saliva and halitosis, "I demand to know how you make your "Special Sauce" because I'm concerned whether it should be available for human consumption?!" [OLD MAN PHOTO: CREDIT - Photo by Cristina Gottardi on Unsplash
Coon told on-site reporter Kyle Simmons from Texas News with Bob Newsie, "I thought he really liked it and wanted to know more about it, but it seems that wasn't the case."
Coon told Archie that he couldn't revel the recipe for contractual confidentiality reasons and Archie began to question the word "special" and, to his annoyance, use finger quotes, "Why's it called "special sauce" anyway? All y'all burger shops gots your own special sauce! What's so special about it if you can't give it an actual name? It leaves us "consumers" to imply that the company name should replace the word "special" in some way. Like, McDonald's could have a "Mac Sauce", Burger King could say "Burger Sauce" or maybe "King Sauce", but you guys, you guys' don't sit right with me. How could anyone possibly consider eating something called "In and Out Sauce"?! Sounds like some disgusting, perverted sex fluid! Has no one thought or confronted y'all about this issue?!"
Within the returned laughter, Mr. Coon says he told the man, "I assure you, it's nothing like that", and continued to refuse to tell him how to make the sauce and asked him nicely to leave.
Though still angered after five more minutes of senseless arguing, the old man started to leave, but claims Mr. Coon called him a "dumb-ass old man" under his breath, so he exclaimed, "I was a Marine", jumped on Coon's back and started punching him in the head until, suddenly, he felt as if he was having a heart attack, causing him to collapse to the floor. Mr. Coon called the ambulance and the police.
After assistance arrived, they didn't discover anything wrong with the man, making him able to be arrested. Mr. Coon admits, "Even though I can't give away the recipe, you can find one that's extremely close with a simple "burger sauce" google search. I didn't want to feel like I was patronizing the man, so I chose to withhold that information. As for the name change." He chuckled lightly, "He has a good point and we might consider a change. Some employees have already offered up some considerable contenders: Burger Lube, Saucy Surprise and Fromunda Sauce."
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Jeffary Coon also says that he won't press charges on Archie Scranton in the end, but wants him to have some time to cool off and reflect while surrounded by other angry people and bars like animals in a zoo.
For your convenience, here's a Burger Sauce recipe - https://dinnerthendessert.com/in-n-out-burger-spread-sauce/
